Via our friends at the Oregon Commenator, a Californian man sold his 14 year-old daughter to an 18 year-old for cash, beer, and meat:
Martinez had arranged through a third party to have his daughter marry the older teenager, identified by authorities as Margarito de Jesus Galindo, of Gonzales, California. In exchange, Galindo was to pay Martinez $16,000 and provide him with 160 cases of beer, 100 cases of soda, 50 cases of Gatorade, two cases of wine, and six cases of meat, Greenfield Police Chief Joe Grebmeier told CNN.
For shame. He should have just publicly auctioned off her virginity — far better profit margin.
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