Drag Me to Hell would like to teach you a life lesson this summer: When a creepy gypsy woman with one seriously terrifying eye comes to beg for a third extension on her mortgage payment to avoid eviction, you give it to her.
YOU GIVE IT TO HER. I’d wager she’s a member of the ACORN clientele, which, frankly, explains a lot about the subprime situation and their command of federal money. Besides, you’re probably subsidizing her credit card debt now too, so this is just a pittance.