Comments on: VSG needs to shut it down, God. http://www.vandyright.com/?p=2702 The Blog of the Vanderbilt Torch Thu, 03 Jun 2010 02:47:05 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Katherine Miller http://www.vandyright.com/?p=2702&cpage=1#comment-36824 Katherine Miller Tue, 02 Feb 2010 07:17:24 +0000 http://www.vandyright.com/?p=2702#comment-36824 This comment wins. For ever. Absolutely the finest work in the comments on this blog. We salute Alex. This comment wins. For ever. Absolutely the finest work in the comments on this blog. We salute Alex.

]]> By: Alex http://www.vandyright.com/?p=2702&cpage=1#comment-36807 Alex Mon, 01 Feb 2010 21:06:09 +0000 http://www.vandyright.com/?p=2702#comment-36807 You may be on to something with that bit about the Pope... perhaps VSG should hold a conclave to decide who the next President will be. If someone disagrees with the decision and messes up the vote, we can burn him/her alive to send up black smoke. This could be listed on all of the candidates' platforms as a 'green' initiative since we wouldn't be burning paper, just people, and we can regard the increased carbon footprint as negligible since most current and future VSG candidates are composed of hot air, water, and tortellini. In all seriousness, thank you for finally stating the obvious: the VSG elections are ridiculous and everyone needs to take a chill pill. Preferably before I waste any more of my neurons hearing about this crap. You certainly would have my endorsement. You may be on to something with that bit about the Pope… perhaps VSG should hold a conclave to decide who the next President will be. If someone disagrees with the decision and messes up the vote, we can burn him/her alive to send up black smoke. This could be listed on all of the candidates’ platforms as a ‘green’ initiative since we wouldn’t be burning paper, just people, and we can regard the increased carbon footprint as negligible since most current and future VSG candidates are composed of hot air, water, and tortellini.

In all seriousness, thank you for finally stating the obvious: the VSG elections are ridiculous and everyone needs to take a chill pill. Preferably before I waste any more of my neurons hearing about this crap. You certainly would have my endorsement.

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